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http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/2995/egon1.jpg The Ghostbusters were crowded around Egonâ€™s computer, which was, at the moment, logged onto the Internet version of Tobinâ€™s Spirit Guide. â€œOkay,â€ he said, â€œweâ€™re on. Searching for all entries pertaining to Ghosts and Wizards, with Voltar...

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http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/305/library1.jpg Inspired by the possibilities the slime held, Janosz made a point of going to the New York Public Library to see if he could find anything in the Arcane Knowledge section., which he found deep in the Libraryâ€™s lower level. He noticed an old woman ...

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Zack wrote:* your friends meet your dog or cat. "You may pet him...just don't move your hand around like a small wounded animal. CHOMP!"

Or cockatiel, or turtle. Seriously, mine were nasty little buggers about that.

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Tell me if i missed any or mistakes.....(Not including the SMB theme song) 1. When the two cop cars crash in the chase scene, a slightly remixed version of the Tunnel entry sound plays. 2. The Fireball gun sounds are the Mario jump sound reversed and a higher pitch. 3. When the jumper boots power u...

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They don't sell vintage toys though, do they? Like I said, I [probably] saw it back when the toys first came out ("one of my past lives"). Yes...I'm stretching back now. It's hazy, but I recall seeing at least one of those things on the shelf. I think I wanted one but never got it. Back t...

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Why do I get the feeling I saw one of those in the FAO Schwarz in one of my past lives?

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Looks like interest in this has died. That's okay; I lost interest too.

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And really Thwomp? You just HAD to say that? You couldn't say anything else? Well, the sixteen-ton weight just wasn't funny enough at the time. Before a flame war starts, I should probably point out that said trapdoor leads to a lower sub-basement. JKA12002's fall was two or three meters at most, a...

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RE: Merritt

Have you ever seen Blades, the Jaws parody of a possessed lawnmower? I mean to check that one out...it's got that kind of Pythonesque vibe to it.

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Might be the same Ed Solomon who co-wrote Men in Black too.

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http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7229/hq4.th.jpg Thatâ€™s when she remembered. â€œOh, that reminds me, I have a present for all of you here.â€ â€œHow thoughtful,â€ Peter said. â€œYou shouldnâ€™t have!â€ â€œItâ€™s not mine, Dr. Venkman,â€ she shot back. She brought out the gift from a drawer. ...

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http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/179/janosz3.jpg He heard a sudden gushing noise above him, and he found something unusual in the basin. It was a thick, pink sludge. He put his hand in, picked some of it up, and confirmed his suspicions. â€œThe slime has returned,â€ he said. â€œAt long last, I w...

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Just a little something I'm putting together for various forums. It's half-done as of tonight, but I can't do very much with it until I get a new digital camera. :cry: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

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Redstar wrote:You know who I'd re-cast as Toad?

No idea. But there's a spoof trailer on YouTube for Michael Bay's Super Mario Bros. and one of the comments suggested Jay Statham as Toad.

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CHAPTER 6 02:01 (on Yoshi's feet) -- Dino? Oh, wait, wrong movie. 02:14 (Koopa appears) -- Uh-oh, here comes trouble. 03:39 ("So fresh...so clean") -- Back off, "Perv Griffin!" (like "Merv Griffin") 04:17 ("kissed by a lizard") -- That's why King Koopa trusts ...

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Pretty good, but remember what the great Bard said: Brevity is the soul of wit. :D The (mis)adventure continues... SCENE FOUR (CONT'D.) (--Koopa and Lena are in the hot tub.) 01:05 (LENA, to SPIKE/IGGY: Hello, morons.) -- Oooh, burn. 01:20 (KOOPA: Where's the rock?) -- I don't know, he's off making ...

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Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, man, I'm laughing my ass off at those drawings. So it's an improvement over the Ghostbusters II coloring book, but...Toad has a freaking Crescent Roll (apologies to Pillsbury) on his forehead. I'll say that again so it sinks in: HE HAS. A CRESCENT ROLL. ON HIS FOREHEAD. Sheer ...

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Actuaally, I wa referencing something that happened behind the scenes, Naturally, that other guy on the phone, was probably Bob's agent and Bob asking if he can get out of this movie, when he doesn't Mr. 1up says I'll get the booze, spoffing the fact that Bob and John would usually get drunk, when ...

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I should have posted this the other day, but the next day after Lou Albano's tragic death, I had texted my dad telling him Lou Albano died, and he's like you got a package here at our house, and I'm like "I didn't order anything" I ask him to open it and tlel me what it is, he said it was...

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My God, I hadn't even thought of that as a potential gag...Bob Hoskins calling his agent and asking for more beer to be brought onto the set. Ooh! Ooh! You just made me think of something. ("This is Al Bronski from Bronski's Department Store...") --[Tom Baker] *beep* Hello, Bob, this is To...

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Well, if you can get a great many jokes out of it, be my guest. Here, try a few of mine on for size, with timing and dialogue cues. SUPER MARIO BROS. CHAPTER ONE 00:07 (the Hollywood Pictures Sphinx appears) -- Pee-wee's Playhouse... 01:23 ("A giant meteorite...") -- No, Adric, you definit...

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Zack wrote:

Can you say, "jazz hands"?

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And for what it's worth, splicing in the animated dinosaur intro scene into Toad's explanation may work really well. I mean, it kind of matches Toad's wacky personality anyway...it would be like that was what Toad was thinking in his head while explaining his alternate dimension theory to Mario and...

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Ok, Mr. 1up: a young, wisecracking guy, who reviews movies, but usually plays games in his room, usually pokemon games. (Which is weird because his name is 1up, making him seem like a Mario fan.) Ah, now we're getting somewhere! "Usually plays games in his room:" Because of this, he knows...

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I'll join it. I will be, Cool Guy: The guy who thinks he's cool, and reviews movies! Eh...I don't know if you'll be able to get any jokes from that alone. The idea with the personality/characteristic thing is more to give your character a unique brand of humor, from which the jokes will evolve from...

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It looks as if there's already a SMB fan-riff posted on the site by God's Lab Rat , but, judging from the brief sample, it's not very good. Just one guy sitting there making wisecracks. I think the users of this forum can do much better. This is open to all SMB Movie forum users, but I'll need an au...

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I've never heard of "RiffTrax" before now, but if it has something to do with SMB I'd be interested in seeing it turn out. RiffTrax is a spinoff of Mystery Science Theater 3000 . A project headed by former MST3K alum Mike Nelson, the website features downloadable "alternate commentar...

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Never played any of the games, though I have heard good things about them. I think I read somewhere that Silent Hill--or at least the film incarnation of it--was based on Centralia, Pennsylvania, where a huge coal-mine fire or some other disaster happened, and now it's a ghost town whose roads are i...

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marioblaster wrote:Is threatened to be forced out of the movie theater for his insane rants.

Ah, but that's all part of Dr. Forrester's plan, see.

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I was wondering if a few of us could get together and make a fan-made RiffTrax for SMB, in the tradition of Mike Nelson and his cronies. I don't mean to ridicule the movie and its fans, but I do think it can stand to have a few well-timed jokes thrown at it. The other one I have in mind is AMighty M...

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Phlibbit wrote:That would be hilarious, to have a scene with Hoskins and Leguizamo playing the SMB game, and talking about how the game was nothing like what happened. LOL

I think they'd both agree that the game has a better plot.

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I don't mean to make fun of you, but "King Kopp" is definitely worth a smile.

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ultimateemail5000 wrote:
Redstar wrote:Yes, it happened. Let us speak no more of it.

Just because it's porn doesn't mean we have to be hush hush about it.

Somehow, I suspect there's another reason why we should speak no more of it.

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Wow...he'd make for a helluva Doctor Who story, I can tell you.

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...At the time, he lived in Hellertown, Pennsylvania, which, if you've ever been there, you know it's the most godforsaken place on the planet. Well...it's called Hellertown , after all! That should be a pretty big clue right there! It's one of those place names to run away from really quickly, rig...

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If you ask me, they're rudimentary AI-drones designed to concentrate damage on a single point without risking much damage on other areas. This explains how the Bob-Omb in the movie somehow, coincidentally, traveled all the way across the ground and up the wall to Koopa's position. It wasn't dumb-lu...

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I visualized you reading that and spitting your coffee all over the monitor.

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I think it's an early reference that there is a "Wario" character in this universe...the gate attendant mistakes Mario for Wario, because he's his parallel dimension counterpart. Musta had his head stuck a little too far in that "Dino Babes" catalog. Speaking of which, the Chekh...

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MerrittTheFerret wrote:Also, the guard referencing to Mario as 'Ware,' is a very important Chekhov's Gun, the magazine itself isn't important.

Uhhh....not sure I follow. I'm a bit slow on the uptake today. Is it something to do with Wario (e.g. WarioWare)?

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Why do I sometimes get the feeling that the script was indeed written by a bunch of monkeys sitting in a room, each one at a typewriter?

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