Your Dream Castings for Video Game Movies

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Re: Your Dream Castings for Video Game Movies

Postby 1upmushroom » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:14 pm

Shouldn't this be in the general thread?
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Re: Your Dream Castings for Video Game Movies

Postby 1upmushroom » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:54 am

The Legend of Zelda Movie:

Link- Tom Cruise

Ganondorf- Jeremy Irons

Zelda- Jessica Alba

Raru- Sean Connery

Ganon (monster form): Jim Cummings
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Re: Your Dream Castings for Video Game Movies

Postby ultimateemail5000 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:22 am

1upmushroom wrote:The Legend of Zelda Movie:

Link- Tom Cruise

Ganondorf- Jeremy Irons

Zelda- Jessica Alba

Raru- Sean Connery

Ganon (monster form): Jim Cummings

Im sorry 1up but this is possibly the worst idea for casting ever. Tom Cruise is way to old to be link. It'd be like having Hagrid from Harry Potter being Link. Maybe if they flashed forward to 50 year old Link retired, or if it was 1985 he'd be good for the role. Maybe some unkown actor still starting out. Link has to be in his early 20s as an adult. I'm sorry again but this made me laugh so hard, thank you.

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Re: Your Dream Castings for Video Game Movies

Postby Redstar » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:42 am

Well, if we're talking dream castings than 1upmushroom very well could have meant '80s Cruise as opposed to '12 Cruise, but that should have been specified. I can easily imagine '80s Cruise (Legend-era) as Link.

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Re: Your Dream Castings for Video Game Movies

Postby 1upmushroom » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:01 am

Actually your BOTH wrong. The only reason I chose Link was because I couldn't think of anyone else really.

In fact the only real guy I legitametly thought wwould be good was Jeremy Irons as Ganondorf.

And besides if I picked Cruise legimetly I would've picked Cruise as he was in Legend, the closet movie we'll ever get to a cinematic version of the Legend. Of Zelda
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Re: Your Dream Castings for Video Game Movies

Postby Serum » Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:23 am

Hmm, I guess if I were casting a traditionally animated movie based on Jazz Jackrabbit, the voice cast would look something like this...

Jazz Jackrabbit: Jason Lee
Spaz Jackrabbit: Michael J. Fox
Lori: Milla Jovovich
Eva: Kathleen Turner
Devan Shell: William Shatner

And I would have Don Bluth direct and animate it, I'd also probably hire Parker Bennett to write the screenplay since I'm not that good with this particular story.
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