A place for those who "Trust the Fungus"

Supposed concept art of mutated, anthropomorphized dinosaur "commandos" from the terminally development hell "Jurassic Park 4" project have surfaced, as seen via io9.

While completely inappropriate for the Jurassic Park premise and franchise, I still love the designs and think that they would have fit perfectly into the Super Mario Bros.' universe of de-evolved Goomba-soldiers. If the project had had more money, creative foresight and rating flexibility they very likely would have made the Goombas much more vicious, creepy and monstrous. Does anyone agree?

Funny. I was thinking the same thing when I saw these pictures earlier today.

Because we're going to JurassiCon soon, I'm going to refrain from saying my true feelings about the Jurassic Park movies for now. Let's just say they're not positive.

Honestly, if they did a "Jurassic Park meets Island of Dr. Moreau"-type movie I think the premise would be pretty cool. As an actual film within the Jurassic Park franchise? Hell no.

Well that was...interesting.