Live-tweeting the movie
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:45 pm
Hi everyone. My name's Leo. I am an an avid gamer, amateur artist, and professional political assistant. I also use twitter way too much. Sometime I watch movies, and I can't help but gush about them (this generally happens when it's a particularly dumb movie I love). It just so happened that the Super Mario Bros. movie was on Family Channel (a Disney sponsored children's channel here in Canada), and I was lucky enough to catch it. Partway through someone from here essentially gave me an internet high five and told me to recount my exploits here on the forums. I hope this will be of interest to someone.
Note: I haven't seen this movie since I first saw it in theatres. I would have been about eight. I was also typing really fast while watching, so there are a lot of typos, and a few inconsistencies with the movie (specifically the thing I thought was the Devo gun and Koopa's line to Daisy come to mind), so please, bear with me.
If anyone wants to follow on Twitter, even after this fiasco, I can be found at http://www.twitter.com/chaicube I normally tweet about my daily life, video games, Torontonian municipal politics, and on the off chance, totally sweet movies.
2011-01-17 09:02:27
chaicube: GUYS GUYS HOLY SHIT NO JOKE THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE IS ON FAMILY CHANNEL RIGHT FREAKING NOW. SHALL WE ALL WATCH? THE ANSWER IS YES.
2011-01-17 09:04:25
chaicube: LIVE TWEET COMMENCING. FACEBOOK ACCESS (HOPEFULLY) SHUTTING DOWN. GUYS, AS A FINAL REMINDER< SUPER MARIO BROS.
2011-01-17 09:05:30
chaicube: First off, I'm so glad this was long ago enough that Bowser was still called Koopa
2011-01-17 09:05:44
chaicube: Nuns don't give a fuck that babies come out of eggs
2011-01-17 09:07:04
chaicube: Anything's possible Mario, you just gotta believe! ... Parappa how did you get in this movie?
2011-01-17 09:08:18
chaicube: University students have shut down a major development because they're looking for fossils. This was back when student protests mattered
2011-01-17 09:08:57
chaicube: CEO of this evil company is insinuating that he's a rapist, I think.
2011-01-17 09:09:08
chaicube: There is a man trying to snort two hot dogs or something.
2011-01-17 09:10:40
chaicube: Man walks into pane of glass, gets head-poked by his cohort. They're sort of mixing up their Charlie Chaplins and their Three Stooges.
2011-01-17 09:11:16
chaicube: "Hi, this is Daisy" oooh, so close.
2011-01-17 09:13:41
chaicube: "It's a pleasure to meet me! Um, you!" Luigi is every shitty romantic comedy ever.
2011-01-17 09:14:56
chaicube: The meteor who "killed ALL the dinosaurs" fell in Brooklyn.
2011-01-17 09:15:54
chaicube: They are at a Italian restaurant with checkered tablecloth, Mario is a huge plumber, Luigi is a greaser, O Sole Mio is playing. #stereotypes
2011-01-17 09:17:03
chaicube: WAIT HOLY SHIT ONE OF THE EVIL HENCHMEN IS PLAYED BY THE PLAGUE. IT'S LIKE ALL MY FAVOURITE THINGS ARE COMING TOGETHER #DESTINY
2011-01-17 09:19:22
chaicube: "It's almost as if it were a monster, trying to be a human being, it's beautiful!" "You're beautiful" *interruptedkissytime*
2011-01-17 09:20:35
chaicube: Good thing the bad guys decided to force the researchers away in a way that only plumbers can fix, by springing a slight leak.
2011-01-17 09:21:18
chaicube: To clarify how minor this leak is, Luigi went all the way home and came back to fix it, and the water hasn't leaked out of the pump room
2011-01-17 09:21:59
chaicube: I've been listening to pipes all my life! It's this way! No wait it's a dead end!
2011-01-17 09:22:56
chaicube: Totally forgot that luigi's little pin face thing was foreshadowing the oldschool CG face wall
2011-01-17 09:23:41
chaicube: This movie should be Super Luigi Brothers, Mario seems to be there just to have a fat guy.
2011-01-17 09:25:24
chaicube: 90's Dystopian Futures are pretty much Bladerunner/Half-Life with more neon colours.
2011-01-17 09:26:04
chaicube: Everyone is covered with spikes, everythign else is covered with extraneous pipes and bright lights
2011-01-17 09:26:55
chaicube: This movie is actually legit well made. Not even fucking kidding.
2011-01-17 09:28:53
chaicube: Oscar award winning actor Dennis Hopper is the bad guy.
2011-01-17 09:29:23
chaicube: Evil old lady alert, EVIL OLD LADY ALERT.
2011-01-17 09:29:36
chaicube: Called it. Taser cane!
2011-01-17 09:30:20
chaicube: An old lady just got thrown over a balcony by a big fat black lady, and caused a bumper car accident. This is the best movie.
2011-01-17 09:32:27
chaicube: The big fat black lady represents the big fish from Mario 3. Specifically: http://bit.ly/hbJxxS = http://bit.ly/f08FNV
2011-01-17 09:33:39
chaicube: Someone just stuck a nozzle down the front of Mario's pants and sprayed gas in. My dreams have come true.
2011-01-17 09:35:10
chaicube: Fuck, just realized, once wanted to write a story about alternate dimensions fighting over limited resources; these guys beat me to it =(
2011-01-17 09:36:28
chaicube: Even the tissue boxes in the mushroom kingdom have spikes on them. I love this movie so much.
2011-01-17 09:37:00
chaicube: Koopa is a self-acclaimed "Evil eggsucking son of a snake".
2011-01-17 09:37:29
chaicube: Face-morphing technology is something I miss about the 90's.
2011-01-17 09:38:16
chaicube: Oh no, Toad turned into a goomba! =( Also, this movie must have scared the shit out of me as a kid.
2011-01-17 09:40:14
chaicube: I WANT A REAL LIFE BOB-OMB. SHIT
2011-01-17 09:41:02
chaicube: At some point, by the way, dinosaurs evolved skin, and you can "de-evolve" their heads to turn them into goombas. Did I mention I love this?
2011-01-17 09:42:10
chaicube: Sitting on your butt playing video games all day makes you know how to operate future cars with archaic levers. Also causes stupid movies.
2011-01-17 09:42:55
chaicube: This is the most totally badass police car I have ever seen. It has like a snow plough on top of it, a zillion lights, and a bumper car rig
2011-01-17 09:45:30
chaicube: "Hey the fungus just saved us! The tunnel just sneezed us out and this giant booger caught us."
2011-01-17 09:46:54
chaicube: This seems like Ulillillia's mud dreams right here "You know what I love about mud? It's clean and dirty at the same time *orgasm face*"
2011-01-17 09:49:07
chaicube: Why doesn't Koopa use the evolving ray on all of his cronies to make them smart instead of the de-evolving ray?
2011-01-17 09:49:30
chaicube: RT @smbmovie: @chaicube Yes! Everyone should watch. Get your friends to join you!
2011-01-17 09:49:54
chaicube: "She smuggled you to the other side. Then she died"
2011-01-17 09:52:27
chaicube: The Plague is now super smart, I'm pretty sure that this is a prequel to Hackers #hacktheplanet
2011-01-17 09:52:55
chaicube: Guys, @smbmovie is probably the best twitter ever.
2011-01-17 09:53:26
chaicube: Koopa is a huge rapist. How is this a kids movie. Also, Yoshi is played by Gon
2011-01-17 09:54:15
chaicube: "You know what they say about little girls: they never forget the first time they kiss a lizard. Take her away, I'll need to.. use her later
2011-01-17 09:55:00
chaicube: Did I mention that Luigi has a rainbow belt? He has a rainbow belt. But now he's topless.
2011-01-17 09:55:51
chaicube: Why are the "smart" bad guys telling the Marios the entire plot? Also "Where's Daisy, buttbreath!"
2011-01-17 09:56:19
chaicube: "This lady in red took the rock" "Was she corpulent? Very very corpulent?"
2011-01-17 09:58:08
chaicube: Snifits are future garbagemen in creepy bondage masks. Makes sense, they were halfway there already. http://bit.ly/dRP6s2
2011-01-17 09:58:31
chaicube: The brother seem to be eternally in the wrong colour. Red Luigi and Green mario before, now red luigi and yellow mario
2011-01-17 09:59:35
chaicube: Mark of being a lizard in this movie is doing the shaking head effect, apparently. http://bit.ly/hMjFTC
2011-01-17 10:00:06
chaicube: Mario is trying to seduce the big fat black lady. "Excuse me, will you hit me again?"
2011-01-17 10:00:28
chaicube: Uhh.. "Dance with me, I'll hit you all you like". This is a kids movie, or at least it's being shown on Family Channel.
2011-01-17 10:01:19
chaicube: Mario just tried to bite the necklace off her boobs. Now she is rubbing up against him. This is so gross. I want to puke.
2011-01-17 10:02:53
chaicube: "EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR"
2011-01-17 10:03:25
chaicube: Suddenly the fat lady is a good guy, and the Marios have "stompers", which give them super flying powers. It's fucking on.
2011-01-17 10:04:31
chaicube: Actual dialogue with no gaps in between: "Cops!" "Goombas!" "The rock!" "Daisy!" "The tower!" "Dump truck!"
2011-01-17 10:05:49
chaicube: King Toadstool scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. He is like a slimey anus. No picture, sorry.
2011-01-17 10:06:38
chaicube: King Koopa just ordered a pizza, in case you forgot this is the 90's. Pizza had dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms.
2011-01-17 10:07:18
chaicube: "How we gonna get up? ""LIKE MARIOS. INGENIOUSLY."
2011-01-17 10:07:39
chaicube: Oh shit, suit up with the Mario gear. It's super fucking on now.
2011-01-17 10:08:59
chaicube: King Koopa is an angry neurotic little whiner, who kicks his woman around. Seriously, this is a Hackers prequel.
2011-01-17 10:10:06
chaicube: Goomba dance. I almost forgot about this. Guys. Goombas are dancing. to like polka music. http://youtu.be/K7Yb11NBlQs
2011-01-17 10:11:34
chaicube: Shit, Yoshi just used tongue power, then got stabbed by evil bitch!
2011-01-17 10:13:11
chaicube: Oh god, they just set Toad on fire, this must have been the scariest movie
2011-01-17 10:14:24
chaicube: Daisy, the dad you've been looking for for all your life is a slimey ball that falls out of a ceiling butt.
2011-01-17 10:15:09
chaicube: The goomba dance trick worked because according to Luigi, everyone loves to dance, even with lizards.
2011-01-17 10:15:58
chaicube: Just want to say that ziplines and trampolines are NOT Mario mechanics. If you're going to have silly cartoony stunts, at least be accurate
2011-01-17 10:16:44
chaicube: Daisy apparently believes the two bad guys who kidnapped her when they tell her her dad is a big pile of goo on a chair.
2011-01-17 10:17:44
chaicube: Did you see that? The mushroom is trying to communicate! *rips mushroom out*
2011-01-17 10:19:30
chaicube: Daisy is a stark raving lunatic now, smiling like a crazy person while introducing her father the suspended booger.
2011-01-17 10:19:57
chaicube: Koopa to Daisy: "I'll meet you in the playground after school" My god, every line is rapetown
2011-01-17 10:20:07
chaicube: Lena just walked into the intro to Half-Life 2
2011-01-17 10:22:16
chaicube: Everyone wants to rape Daisy, that Bertha is an abusive slut, and Lena is evil, insane and gets tased. Director has serious lady issues
2011-01-17 10:24:01
chaicube: I like how Mario has to turn around and say "Goombas!" in case the audience didn't get that by now. Also ducking under spikes is legit.
2011-01-17 10:25:13
chaicube: Koopa seems to be at THWOMP company, other signs read Bullet Bill's and Hammer Bros. Amazing sets, seriously.
2011-01-17 10:25:48
chaicube: The jumping ammo look like Bullet Bills too. Nice touch.
2011-01-17 10:26:33
chaicube: The De-Evolution needs to be pumped manually like a Super Soaker, the 90s rock. Also it shoots out fire.
2011-01-17 10:27:38
chaicube: "Who are you?" "Luigi Mario, you gotta problem wit' dat?"
2011-01-17 10:27:58
chaicube: The evil bitch is now in a red robe running around with hair sticking straight out of her head. She is Eve from Parasite Eve.
2011-01-17 10:29:08
chaicube: Bob-omb is super adorable. I love it.
2011-01-17 10:30:41
chaicube: Oh god, inserting the last meteorite piece into the meteor shot the evil bitch so hard against the wall she was reduced to a skeleton.
2011-01-17 10:31:03
chaicube: HA HA HA HA HA WE'RE MERGIIIIING
2011-01-17 10:31:39
chaicube: UH. ONE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE BUILDINGS JUST MELTED.
2011-01-17 10:32:17
chaicube: THE DEVO GUN IS A SUPER SCOPE. OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING.
2011-01-17 10:32:43
chaicube: Mario just beat the bad guy by throwing a really big mushroom at him.
2011-01-17 10:34:25
chaicube: The goombas have been defeated by dancing. Also, Luigi is mad jumping while dual wielding super scopes.
2011-01-17 10:34:46
chaicube: Oh god, Koopa's transformation scene is another thing that would've scared the shit out of me.
2011-01-17 10:35:06
chaicube: Bob-oms wear Reeboks. Thank good for product placement.
2011-01-17 10:35:42
chaicube: Yeah, honestly, you didn't think de-evloging a guy who said his ancestors were T-Rexes was a bad idea?
2011-01-17 10:36:36
chaicube: Gay flying bro-hug over the cheering crowd, who are very happy the Mario Bros blew up the president they apparently elected.
2011-01-17 10:38:03
chaicube: Daisy's staying to get to know her father. Five bucks says Luigi stays. Mario explains everyone's feelings for the audience.
2011-01-17 10:39:02
chaicube: Nice touch that the scary dead lady is still embedded in the wall.
2011-01-17 10:39:46
chaicube: "I'd call them the SUPER Mario brothers"
2011-01-17 10:40:11
chaicube: OH SHIT SEQUEL HOOK, WHY WASN'T THERE A SEQUEL? ISN'T THAT HOW THESE THINGS WORK? FUCK
2011-01-17 10:44:08
chaicube: is concluding tonight's live tweet. What an awesome movie. #fb people can catch up at http://www.twitter.com/chaicube
2011-01-17 10:45:20
chaicube: OH SHIT, JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN AT THE END WANT TO MAKE A GAME OUT OF THIS MOVIE, NEVER SEEN THAT PART.
2011-01-17 10:46:52
chaicube: @ichin I.. think I really enjoyed that movie, I don't know anymore. I'm very confused.
2011-01-17 10:48:02
chaicube: is having honest problems separating what he likes seriously and what he likes out of irony; needs to buy this DVD now either way.
2011-01-17 10:49:42
chaicube: feels everyone on twitter should be following @smbmovie , who is apparently just the coolest guy. Now if I could just find a Hackers guy...
2011-01-17 10:55:15
chaicube: loves that people follow him for serious political reasons, and just got barraged by like a hundred tweets about the Mario movie.
Note: I haven't seen this movie since I first saw it in theatres. I would have been about eight. I was also typing really fast while watching, so there are a lot of typos, and a few inconsistencies with the movie (specifically the thing I thought was the Devo gun and Koopa's line to Daisy come to mind), so please, bear with me.
If anyone wants to follow on Twitter, even after this fiasco, I can be found at http://www.twitter.com/chaicube I normally tweet about my daily life, video games, Torontonian municipal politics, and on the off chance, totally sweet movies.
2011-01-17 09:02:27
chaicube: GUYS GUYS HOLY SHIT NO JOKE THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE IS ON FAMILY CHANNEL RIGHT FREAKING NOW. SHALL WE ALL WATCH? THE ANSWER IS YES.
2011-01-17 09:04:25
chaicube: LIVE TWEET COMMENCING. FACEBOOK ACCESS (HOPEFULLY) SHUTTING DOWN. GUYS, AS A FINAL REMINDER< SUPER MARIO BROS.
2011-01-17 09:05:30
chaicube: First off, I'm so glad this was long ago enough that Bowser was still called Koopa
2011-01-17 09:05:44
chaicube: Nuns don't give a fuck that babies come out of eggs
2011-01-17 09:07:04
chaicube: Anything's possible Mario, you just gotta believe! ... Parappa how did you get in this movie?
2011-01-17 09:08:18
chaicube: University students have shut down a major development because they're looking for fossils. This was back when student protests mattered
2011-01-17 09:08:57
chaicube: CEO of this evil company is insinuating that he's a rapist, I think.
2011-01-17 09:09:08
chaicube: There is a man trying to snort two hot dogs or something.
2011-01-17 09:10:40
chaicube: Man walks into pane of glass, gets head-poked by his cohort. They're sort of mixing up their Charlie Chaplins and their Three Stooges.
2011-01-17 09:11:16
chaicube: "Hi, this is Daisy" oooh, so close.
2011-01-17 09:13:41
chaicube: "It's a pleasure to meet me! Um, you!" Luigi is every shitty romantic comedy ever.
2011-01-17 09:14:56
chaicube: The meteor who "killed ALL the dinosaurs" fell in Brooklyn.
2011-01-17 09:15:54
chaicube: They are at a Italian restaurant with checkered tablecloth, Mario is a huge plumber, Luigi is a greaser, O Sole Mio is playing. #stereotypes
2011-01-17 09:17:03
chaicube: WAIT HOLY SHIT ONE OF THE EVIL HENCHMEN IS PLAYED BY THE PLAGUE. IT'S LIKE ALL MY FAVOURITE THINGS ARE COMING TOGETHER #DESTINY
2011-01-17 09:19:22
chaicube: "It's almost as if it were a monster, trying to be a human being, it's beautiful!" "You're beautiful" *interruptedkissytime*
2011-01-17 09:20:35
chaicube: Good thing the bad guys decided to force the researchers away in a way that only plumbers can fix, by springing a slight leak.
2011-01-17 09:21:18
chaicube: To clarify how minor this leak is, Luigi went all the way home and came back to fix it, and the water hasn't leaked out of the pump room
2011-01-17 09:21:59
chaicube: I've been listening to pipes all my life! It's this way! No wait it's a dead end!
2011-01-17 09:22:56
chaicube: Totally forgot that luigi's little pin face thing was foreshadowing the oldschool CG face wall
2011-01-17 09:23:41
chaicube: This movie should be Super Luigi Brothers, Mario seems to be there just to have a fat guy.
2011-01-17 09:25:24
chaicube: 90's Dystopian Futures are pretty much Bladerunner/Half-Life with more neon colours.
2011-01-17 09:26:04
chaicube: Everyone is covered with spikes, everythign else is covered with extraneous pipes and bright lights
2011-01-17 09:26:55
chaicube: This movie is actually legit well made. Not even fucking kidding.
2011-01-17 09:28:53
chaicube: Oscar award winning actor Dennis Hopper is the bad guy.
2011-01-17 09:29:23
chaicube: Evil old lady alert, EVIL OLD LADY ALERT.
2011-01-17 09:29:36
chaicube: Called it. Taser cane!
2011-01-17 09:30:20
chaicube: An old lady just got thrown over a balcony by a big fat black lady, and caused a bumper car accident. This is the best movie.
2011-01-17 09:32:27
chaicube: The big fat black lady represents the big fish from Mario 3. Specifically: http://bit.ly/hbJxxS = http://bit.ly/f08FNV
2011-01-17 09:33:39
chaicube: Someone just stuck a nozzle down the front of Mario's pants and sprayed gas in. My dreams have come true.
2011-01-17 09:35:10
chaicube: Fuck, just realized, once wanted to write a story about alternate dimensions fighting over limited resources; these guys beat me to it =(
2011-01-17 09:36:28
chaicube: Even the tissue boxes in the mushroom kingdom have spikes on them. I love this movie so much.
2011-01-17 09:37:00
chaicube: Koopa is a self-acclaimed "Evil eggsucking son of a snake".
2011-01-17 09:37:29
chaicube: Face-morphing technology is something I miss about the 90's.
2011-01-17 09:38:16
chaicube: Oh no, Toad turned into a goomba! =( Also, this movie must have scared the shit out of me as a kid.
2011-01-17 09:40:14
chaicube: I WANT A REAL LIFE BOB-OMB. SHIT
2011-01-17 09:41:02
chaicube: At some point, by the way, dinosaurs evolved skin, and you can "de-evolve" their heads to turn them into goombas. Did I mention I love this?
2011-01-17 09:42:10
chaicube: Sitting on your butt playing video games all day makes you know how to operate future cars with archaic levers. Also causes stupid movies.
2011-01-17 09:42:55
chaicube: This is the most totally badass police car I have ever seen. It has like a snow plough on top of it, a zillion lights, and a bumper car rig
2011-01-17 09:45:30
chaicube: "Hey the fungus just saved us! The tunnel just sneezed us out and this giant booger caught us."
2011-01-17 09:46:54
chaicube: This seems like Ulillillia's mud dreams right here "You know what I love about mud? It's clean and dirty at the same time *orgasm face*"
2011-01-17 09:49:07
chaicube: Why doesn't Koopa use the evolving ray on all of his cronies to make them smart instead of the de-evolving ray?
2011-01-17 09:49:30
chaicube: RT @smbmovie: @chaicube Yes! Everyone should watch. Get your friends to join you!
2011-01-17 09:49:54
chaicube: "She smuggled you to the other side. Then she died"
2011-01-17 09:52:27
chaicube: The Plague is now super smart, I'm pretty sure that this is a prequel to Hackers #hacktheplanet
2011-01-17 09:52:55
chaicube: Guys, @smbmovie is probably the best twitter ever.
2011-01-17 09:53:26
chaicube: Koopa is a huge rapist. How is this a kids movie. Also, Yoshi is played by Gon
2011-01-17 09:54:15
chaicube: "You know what they say about little girls: they never forget the first time they kiss a lizard. Take her away, I'll need to.. use her later
2011-01-17 09:55:00
chaicube: Did I mention that Luigi has a rainbow belt? He has a rainbow belt. But now he's topless.
2011-01-17 09:55:51
chaicube: Why are the "smart" bad guys telling the Marios the entire plot? Also "Where's Daisy, buttbreath!"
2011-01-17 09:56:19
chaicube: "This lady in red took the rock" "Was she corpulent? Very very corpulent?"
2011-01-17 09:58:08
chaicube: Snifits are future garbagemen in creepy bondage masks. Makes sense, they were halfway there already. http://bit.ly/dRP6s2
2011-01-17 09:58:31
chaicube: The brother seem to be eternally in the wrong colour. Red Luigi and Green mario before, now red luigi and yellow mario
2011-01-17 09:59:35
chaicube: Mark of being a lizard in this movie is doing the shaking head effect, apparently. http://bit.ly/hMjFTC
2011-01-17 10:00:06
chaicube: Mario is trying to seduce the big fat black lady. "Excuse me, will you hit me again?"
2011-01-17 10:00:28
chaicube: Uhh.. "Dance with me, I'll hit you all you like". This is a kids movie, or at least it's being shown on Family Channel.
2011-01-17 10:01:19
chaicube: Mario just tried to bite the necklace off her boobs. Now she is rubbing up against him. This is so gross. I want to puke.
2011-01-17 10:02:53
chaicube: "EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR"
2011-01-17 10:03:25
chaicube: Suddenly the fat lady is a good guy, and the Marios have "stompers", which give them super flying powers. It's fucking on.
2011-01-17 10:04:31
chaicube: Actual dialogue with no gaps in between: "Cops!" "Goombas!" "The rock!" "Daisy!" "The tower!" "Dump truck!"
2011-01-17 10:05:49
chaicube: King Toadstool scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. He is like a slimey anus. No picture, sorry.
2011-01-17 10:06:38
chaicube: King Koopa just ordered a pizza, in case you forgot this is the 90's. Pizza had dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms.
2011-01-17 10:07:18
chaicube: "How we gonna get up? ""LIKE MARIOS. INGENIOUSLY."
2011-01-17 10:07:39
chaicube: Oh shit, suit up with the Mario gear. It's super fucking on now.
2011-01-17 10:08:59
chaicube: King Koopa is an angry neurotic little whiner, who kicks his woman around. Seriously, this is a Hackers prequel.
2011-01-17 10:10:06
chaicube: Goomba dance. I almost forgot about this. Guys. Goombas are dancing. to like polka music. http://youtu.be/K7Yb11NBlQs
2011-01-17 10:11:34
chaicube: Shit, Yoshi just used tongue power, then got stabbed by evil bitch!
2011-01-17 10:13:11
chaicube: Oh god, they just set Toad on fire, this must have been the scariest movie
2011-01-17 10:14:24
chaicube: Daisy, the dad you've been looking for for all your life is a slimey ball that falls out of a ceiling butt.
2011-01-17 10:15:09
chaicube: The goomba dance trick worked because according to Luigi, everyone loves to dance, even with lizards.
2011-01-17 10:15:58
chaicube: Just want to say that ziplines and trampolines are NOT Mario mechanics. If you're going to have silly cartoony stunts, at least be accurate
2011-01-17 10:16:44
chaicube: Daisy apparently believes the two bad guys who kidnapped her when they tell her her dad is a big pile of goo on a chair.
2011-01-17 10:17:44
chaicube: Did you see that? The mushroom is trying to communicate! *rips mushroom out*
2011-01-17 10:19:30
chaicube: Daisy is a stark raving lunatic now, smiling like a crazy person while introducing her father the suspended booger.
2011-01-17 10:19:57
chaicube: Koopa to Daisy: "I'll meet you in the playground after school" My god, every line is rapetown
2011-01-17 10:20:07
chaicube: Lena just walked into the intro to Half-Life 2
2011-01-17 10:22:16
chaicube: Everyone wants to rape Daisy, that Bertha is an abusive slut, and Lena is evil, insane and gets tased. Director has serious lady issues
2011-01-17 10:24:01
chaicube: I like how Mario has to turn around and say "Goombas!" in case the audience didn't get that by now. Also ducking under spikes is legit.
2011-01-17 10:25:13
chaicube: Koopa seems to be at THWOMP company, other signs read Bullet Bill's and Hammer Bros. Amazing sets, seriously.
2011-01-17 10:25:48
chaicube: The jumping ammo look like Bullet Bills too. Nice touch.
2011-01-17 10:26:33
chaicube: The De-Evolution needs to be pumped manually like a Super Soaker, the 90s rock. Also it shoots out fire.
2011-01-17 10:27:38
chaicube: "Who are you?" "Luigi Mario, you gotta problem wit' dat?"
2011-01-17 10:27:58
chaicube: The evil bitch is now in a red robe running around with hair sticking straight out of her head. She is Eve from Parasite Eve.
2011-01-17 10:29:08
chaicube: Bob-omb is super adorable. I love it.
2011-01-17 10:30:41
chaicube: Oh god, inserting the last meteorite piece into the meteor shot the evil bitch so hard against the wall she was reduced to a skeleton.
2011-01-17 10:31:03
chaicube: HA HA HA HA HA WE'RE MERGIIIIING
2011-01-17 10:31:39
chaicube: UH. ONE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE BUILDINGS JUST MELTED.
2011-01-17 10:32:17
chaicube: THE DEVO GUN IS A SUPER SCOPE. OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING.
2011-01-17 10:32:43
chaicube: Mario just beat the bad guy by throwing a really big mushroom at him.
2011-01-17 10:34:25
chaicube: The goombas have been defeated by dancing. Also, Luigi is mad jumping while dual wielding super scopes.
2011-01-17 10:34:46
chaicube: Oh god, Koopa's transformation scene is another thing that would've scared the shit out of me.
2011-01-17 10:35:06
chaicube: Bob-oms wear Reeboks. Thank good for product placement.
2011-01-17 10:35:42
chaicube: Yeah, honestly, you didn't think de-evloging a guy who said his ancestors were T-Rexes was a bad idea?
2011-01-17 10:36:36
chaicube: Gay flying bro-hug over the cheering crowd, who are very happy the Mario Bros blew up the president they apparently elected.
2011-01-17 10:38:03
chaicube: Daisy's staying to get to know her father. Five bucks says Luigi stays. Mario explains everyone's feelings for the audience.
2011-01-17 10:39:02
chaicube: Nice touch that the scary dead lady is still embedded in the wall.
2011-01-17 10:39:46
chaicube: "I'd call them the SUPER Mario brothers"
2011-01-17 10:40:11
chaicube: OH SHIT SEQUEL HOOK, WHY WASN'T THERE A SEQUEL? ISN'T THAT HOW THESE THINGS WORK? FUCK
2011-01-17 10:44:08
chaicube: is concluding tonight's live tweet. What an awesome movie. #fb people can catch up at http://www.twitter.com/chaicube
2011-01-17 10:45:20
chaicube: OH SHIT, JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN AT THE END WANT TO MAKE A GAME OUT OF THIS MOVIE, NEVER SEEN THAT PART.
2011-01-17 10:46:52
chaicube: @ichin I.. think I really enjoyed that movie, I don't know anymore. I'm very confused.
2011-01-17 10:48:02
chaicube: is having honest problems separating what he likes seriously and what he likes out of irony; needs to buy this DVD now either way.
2011-01-17 10:49:42
chaicube: feels everyone on twitter should be following @smbmovie , who is apparently just the coolest guy. Now if I could just find a Hackers guy...
2011-01-17 10:55:15
chaicube: loves that people follow him for serious political reasons, and just got barraged by like a hundred tweets about the Mario movie.
