A place for those who "Trust the Fungus"

I just thought of this. Let's say that the whole Super Mario Bros. movie never took place...by that I mean the whole Brooklyn girls kidnappings wouldn't have happened, thus Daisy not getting kidnapped and realizing she's a dinosaur descendant. What would happen if Daisy just settled down, got a guy, and got laid. Imagine the surprise when her pregnancy would have been whatever happens to a dinosaurian girl.

Imagine the husband's surprise when he finds out she litterly laid an egg instead of a baby.

But seriously, I think she would've been a weekly guest on that Taboo show alot if that happend.

I imagine there's worse reactions than say that of the nuns when they found the egg that hatched into baby Daisy.

Hmm, I do remember a story about a bird lady in the tabloids that was made in 93. Possible coincidence?

You never know.

I'll tell you right now, this definetly ain't no game!

Also,

Koopa: That you decended from the dinosaur.

Daisy: Well to be honest that would explain what happened 6 years ago.

Don't pretend you weren't thinking of that joke. Though if Redstar requests, I'll remove it.

SethRex2012 wrote:I just thought of this. Let's say that the whole Super Mario Bros. movie never took place...by that I mean the whole Brooklyn girls kidnappings wouldn't have happened, thus Daisy not getting kidnapped and realizing she's a dinosaur descendant. What would happen if Daisy just settled down, got a guy, and got laid. Imagine the surprise when her pregnancy would have been whatever happens to a dinosaurian girl.

I would imagine inter-species reproduction would be impossible, though there's still the problem of Daisy settling down and attempting to get pregnant. After however many failed attempts a visit to a fertility doctor would reveal the cause.

However, when you get right down to it there's numerous problems with Daisy living in our world: vaccines and medicines specifically developed for humans might not work with her while Earth-evolved foods might not break down easily with her saurian stomach/metabolism and a general OB/GYN checkup during adolescence and adulthood might reveal startling sexual characteristics.

Simply put: you just can't think about these things too seriously. The movie had enough problems just putting dinosaurs into a parallel world!

Redstar wrote:Simply put: you just can't think about these things too seriously.

Apparently, Rocky and Annabel used that exact method when making this movie, not aware of us damn Analyzers.

But seriously, I think SethRex just asked this question out of curiosity not aware that he was made to look like a damn Analyzer.

that, and it was just probably a fun question to think about, considering Daisy and Luigi.

SethRex2012 wrote:You never know.

Luigi wrote:You just gotta believe.

Right on Luigi. Anyway, there are more things we damn Analyzers could think more into. Like if Iggy and Spike have been under Dais's father's service for so long even before Koopa took over, then how could they look so young? She should be like in their 40's or something.

Or even how come Koopa is the only one who looks like a dinosaur when he gets evovled yet all the other folks look like round headed toads with cat eyes?

How about what kind of serious facility has those colored jumpsuits?! And what are they used for?!

Plus we need to know more about that pig lady who was in that scene where Toad was singing!

There is just so much things we can Analyze here, its like a gold mine!

1upmushroom wrote:Like if Iggy and Spike have been under Dais's father's service for so long even before Koopa took over, then how could they look so young? She should be like in their 40's or something.

Well, presumably Iggy and Spike were only low level pages while in service of the King. At that time they would be about 20 years old, which matches up with their ages at the time of the film. Richard Edson (Spike) was about 40 when he made the movie, after all.

1upmushroom wrote:Or even how come Koopa is the only one who looks like a dinosaur when he gets evovled yet all the other folks look like round headed toads with cat eyes?

Koopa is de-evolved along his evolutionary ancestry while Goombas are simply caricatures of dinosaur-heritage. They're exaggerations of all the best qualities Koopa would want in his army.

1upmushroom wrote:Plus we need to know more about that pig lady who was in that scene where Toad was singing!

Uniforms for Drippy's Donuts, as confirmed by David L. Snyder.

1upmushroom wrote:There is just so much things we can Analyze here, its like a gold mine!

You're right, though; there's just so many aspects of the film that can be analyzed. Not all of them are explainable outside of our own imaginations and rationalizations... And I like that. Some things should be left ambiguous.

Redstar wrote:Well, presumably Iggy and Spike were only low level pages while in service of the King. At that time they would be about 20 years old, which matches up with their ages at the time of the film. Richard Edson (Spike) was about 40 when he made the movie, after all.

Koopa is de-evolved along his evolutionary ancestry while Goombas are simply caricatures of dinosaur-heritage. They're exaggerations of all the best qualities Koopa would want in his army.

Uniforms for Drippy's Donuts, as confirmed by David L. Snyder.


You're right, though; there's just so many aspects of the film that can be analyzed. Not all of them are explainable outside of our own imaginations and rationalizations... And I like that. Some things should be left ambiguous.

While I'm flattered you answered my questions, some of them were there for a joke, while others were just there cuz I spotted them.

But don't worry, I got plenty of other things to Analyze.

Like what would a fried tweeter sandwhich taste like?

Or of course how the king changed back even though nothing implies that he was evovled.

Plus where did Mario and Luigi put their clothes when they changed into their jumpsuits?

When the Mario Bros. climbed out of the elevator how they got other boots and where they put their stompers ha yet t be explained.

I'll tell ya, we damn Analyzers know how to waste time while having fun with it.

1upmushroom wrote:Like what would a fried tweeter sandwhich taste like?

I recommend you take that question to jka12002's Create your own Dinohattan Food! topic.

Well here's my final verdict on this question, my real answer... The entire would explode!

lol, but seriously it mot likely would NOT have end well for Daisy. In fact, it still wouldnt, what if Daisy Luigi to get laid. what do you think hsi reaction would be? O.O

Or what if Daisy gave Luigi some Dino disease? And slowly his insides become Dino?

OR! What if they did have a kid? and he or she grew up and got de-evolved?! Would he or she be half monkey/dino!?

SethRex2012 wrote:OR! What if they did have a kid? and he or she grew up and got de-evolved?! Would he or she be half monkey/dino!?

HOGWASH

The child would surely be a HUMOSAURUS! She/he would also have a distinct appetite for meat.

Ahh.. Humosaurus, the rarest of all the dinosaurs.

SethRex2012 wrote:Ahh.. Humosaurus, the rarest of all the dinosaurs.

Damn straight on that! I'm a Humosaurus scholar if I do say so myself!

So yes, this question may be solved.....................OR IS IT?!

What about Redstar's questions at the beginning of this thread? Don't worry Redstar, you will soon get what you want.

I have thought of this question, albeit not for a scandalous reason. I had wondered what would Daisy's life been like had she not gotten kidnapped and she had been forced to live out a "normal" (at least from our perspective) life. Would she have fallen in love and had kids?

Realistically, of course, inter-species reproduction would be impossible, but given the overall tone of the movie, it wouldn't surprise me if humans and Dinohattans were compatible in the reproductive department. Convergent evolution only goes so far in explaining the extreme similarities between the two species, and given that this is a kids movie from the 90s, they wouldn't pair two characters together unless there was at least the possibility of a happily ever after (marriage, kids, etc).

I always presumed that even if the kidnappings hadn't happened, she would have come across Luigi and the two of the would have fallen for each other. Presumably, they get married, and while she may worry she may never be able to have children (she knows she never had a menstrual cycle, but of course, was too scared to ever find out why). After years, Daisy then goes to an OB-GYN after experiencing some abdominal discomfort, and then the truth is discovered...not only does she not have a a cervix or a uterus, she's actually forming a calcified egg. She's horrified and worried she and her eggmight be a "monster," but the OB-GYN, despite taking a few pictures for posterity, does not decide to go to the media with this discovery and instead decides to keep the secret. Luigi and he stands by his wife.

Daisy lays the egg, and she and Luigi do all the things that you would do for a bird egg, some of which does come instinctively for Daisy. They might even go to that orphanage and get the egg container or whatever. The hatches and out comes a healthy baby boy. The OB-GYN corroborates the story of a "home delivery."

Presumably there would be future pregnancies, but I'd suspect since they know what's happening in subsequent conceptions, they're more careful and might even skip town when they know she's going to lay the egg. Blood tests will confirm the paternity and maternity of the kids. Although there'd be some uncertainty of how they'd turn out, I presume that the children would be human in expression rather than Dinohattan, as I'll assume that the Dinohattan traits will be recessive and dormant (maybe they'll have something small like long tongues as the only dominant trait). Without any other Dinohattans in the area, the kids grow up and live normal lives --although I could imagine Daisy having a girl and freak out when her daughter goes through her first cycle. The kids themselves are only vaguely aware of the family secret. Daisy eventually becomes a grandmother, Luigi a grandfather, then they become great-grandparents and live out fairly long lives (and successful ones after Scapelli's empire melts down once their bad business practices come to light).

Then when Daisy and Luigi are both old and gray, the portal between the two worlds weakens even further, allowing an old-geezer Koopa to lead the army into our world and take over it.

1upmushroom wrote:Imagine the husband's surprise when he finds out she litterly laid an egg instead of a baby.

Could be worse. She could have "had kittens"!!